whoa, definitely get out of there cat.
FACT: When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and they become a new god.
is this evangelion
Akira, Katsuhiro Otomo
“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them”
“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”
“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now”
“why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”
“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”
In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.
this bird is sexy and it knows it
Elephant boops a water buffalo.
hundred dolla bill
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